Razorblades

"Yay for lights!"

Charazard

"...is there a Poke-ball in that trash can?"

DBag

"...Let's go back to my room and play Solitaire for the whole class!"

Fetus Blues

"...and she was pregnant so she was obviously mad at him!"

Smarty

"...Peterman, what are you doing in the Old Testament? You have no authority to teach that!"

Stares

"...Have those stairs always been that steep?"

This isn't something I heard audibly, but if I did, I would be in jail.